tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76593947860839037392011-07-31T09:32:11.794+01:00DonalGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03966741176210241584noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7659394786083903739.post-6935510295785938212009-03-16T19:51:00.020Z2009-07-26T00:30:53.337+01:00<div><b>Laozi</b>: "A journey of a thousand miles starts with one step"</div><div>(Taoist philosopher, China, 4th Century B.C.)</div><div><br /></div><div><span style="font-style: italic;">Brian</span>: "Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Reg</span>: "Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea."<br />- <span style="font-weight: bold;">Life of Brian</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Spectator I</span>: I think it was 'Blessed are the cheesemakers'.<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Mrs. Gregory</span>: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Gregory</span>: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.<br />- <span style="font-weight: bold;">Life of Brian</span></div><div><i>Brian</i>: I am NOT the Messiah!</div><div><i>Arthur</i>: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.</div><div><span style="font-weight: bold; ">- Life of Brian</span></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><span style="font-weight: bold;">John Cleese</span>: "600 years ago we would have been burned for this <span style="font-style: italic;">(Life of Brian)</span>. Now, what I'm suggesting is that we've advanced."<br />- Defending the film on a <span style="font-weight: bold;">BBC chat show</span> in 1979<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Pat Shortt</span>: "Don't worry, Father. It's my money. I just couldn't be bothered filling out the forms."<br />- <span style="font-weight: bold;">Father Ted</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Troy McClure</span>: "Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!" (<span style="font-weight: bold;">The Simpsons</span>)<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Milhouse</span>: "Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*" (<span style="font-weight: bold;">The Simpsons</span>)<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">McBain</span> as '<span style="font-style: italic;">Radioactive Man</span>' (<span style="font-weight: bold;">The Simpsons</span>):<br />"UP and AT THEM!!"<br />"My eyes! My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"<br /><br /><br />"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - <span style="font-weight: bold;">George W Bush</span><br /><br />"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." - <span style="font-weight: bold;">George W Bush</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7659394786083903739-693551029578593821?l=donalontheweb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>XY-123noreply@blogger.com0